Well, I got a new sportswatch last week. They...don't make 'em like they used to anymore...for, you see, I'm looking at it, and it's telling me that today is November 31st...which I found out is a non-existent day after receiving a did-you-just-sprout-bunny-ears stare...

Oh, I CUT MY HAIR!! It's so much easier now that it's about 5 cm. off my head